Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Mennonite Relief Sale 2011

Kids Menn. Relief Sale




Rachel Menn. Relief SaleDrew Menn. Relief Sale








3 weekends ago (I think it was) we went to the Mennonite Relief Sale here in Hutch. It's basically a big eating/auction/silent bidding/eating/buying/congregating/eating thing. Once a year at the fair grounds people donate tractors, furniture, quilts, etc. and it's all auctioned/sold off for charity.

Rachel Menn. Relief Sale- Eating PieDrew Menn. Relief Sale- Eating Pie


Good food- we ate apricot, strawberry and peach and cherry pie for breakfast since we missed the "Feeding the  Masses" pancake breakfast but all was good because pie is okay in my book for breakfast once in a while! Jeremiah also decided we needed "New Years Cookies" which are more like mutant cake doughnut holes with spices and raisins and other than the coke we used to wash it down, it was a pretty healthy breakfast (bwaaaaahahahah).



Rachel Menn. Relief Sale- 2011We sat and watched the quilt auction for a while- beautiful work! We looked through all the garage sale goodies and found some fabric and embroidered vintage napkins. Rachel found a pink 1950's apron.

Rachel Menn. Relief Sale- SlideIt was a lovely spring day. Spring is finally here. We made it through the first winter. Phew!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

CBB's & P.E.T.A

I've decided, CBB's (Crappy Bottle Babies) aren't that bad. It was never the babies themselves, as I said, it was the act of bottle feeding. I brought it upon myself, I KNOW!

I think I've got 2 of them sold though and the other two will stay here but rest assured, I will not be taking any other CBB's on on purpose!

They've come to not be so bad though. Now that they are eating hay well enough, I think they are finally keeping their bellies just full enough not to mob me every time I come out whether or not they just had a full bottle 5 minutes before.

The urge to always jump though is still there and pinching noses seems to have curbed that. They still do it but I learned trying to teach them not to jump and nip while I have a bottle in my hand while they are (apparently) starving (because I starve them you know!) is not the best time so I wait until they are full and then pinch them if they try to nip and jump. They finally get the picture...for the most part. PETA would be all over that I'm sure! I wonder how PETA supporters raise their own kids? They probably all have bratty heathens running around because God forbid they discipline with a firm hand...or maybe human kids don't matter and they beat the hell out of them! That's neither here nor there though.

Speaking of PETA and disciplining though...as I said in my last post, Saturday we had electric fence on the brain. To date we still had not let the goats into the pasture. I trust them about as far as I could throw them (some farther than others ::grin::) not to get out of the fence without the zapper on so we waited.

We turned it on Saturday and the dang thing was arcing off into the air! We thought the tube/sleeve insulators were bad and I may have gone off a bit on the guy at the farm store. Sorry about that! The only thing he could recommend/advise was that the tubing may be bad and to bring it back in. Apparently he didn't know A. what it was exactly (50' of tubing (like a hose) that you cut to length so little did he know if we would have done that, it would have been in about 200 pieces!) and B. that would mean taking down our whole fence...the one we just put up...over spring break. NOT GONNA HAPPEN DUDE!

In the end the fencer is just too much for the length of wire we have for right now but I am not about to go out and buy a smaller fencer to hold us over until the rest of the wire goes up so Jeremiah fixed it temporarily (A.K.A. Jerry Rig, Honky Hook-up, etc.). That brings us to Sunday afternoon when we FINALLY could let the goats out. You're going to love this (or not, depending on who you are). In order to teach the goats to stay the hell away from the wire -as it's more of a psychological barrier than psychical one- we had to let 'em learn the hard way. How did we do that? Leading them to it with grain, pouring it on the other side and letting them find out themselves they don't want anything to do with the fence...pasture=good...fence=baaaad. So, one by one each of them got a nice zap and that was the end of that. They decided it wasn't worth it and happily went to eating on the right side. Goooood goaties!

In the pasture


The CBB's aren't as smart though, B5 especially. I was out there yesterday and that dummy must have hit the fence at least 3 times. Every time they do, you hear a yelp (in baby goat language), watch them run away, turn around and look dazed and confused like, what he heck just happened?

P.S. PETA would be happy to know we spend our weekends and evenings burning baby goat heads...on purpose...just in case you've been reading and wondering why there are hairless brown rings on the tops of some of the kid's heads. We burn them with an iron to prevent horns from growing. We're mean like that.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Confetti and Kazoos

Dear, where to begin??? What did I post about last, fencing? I've got a good story about that but first, the past 1, 2, 3, 4, 5??? I don't even know how many days, has been a whirlwind! 5 DOES KIDDED!!!! Do you want to know how many bucks I got from those 5 does??? I can't count that high. Kidding, we'll let's see...

Spot 
and SpudGranite's 2 spotty bucks (no does!) And I spent the night in the barn! ALL night. In the barn. It was cold! In the barn. Ug, then she didn't even kid until 7:20. In the morning! After I spent all night. In the barn. Sleeping on the hay.


Ariels doe kid Ariel kidded on Thursday night. I was there. Sort of. Her udder filled tight Thursday (usually a pretty good indication kidding will happen that day). She wasn't due 'til Saturday. With these bottle kids I am out at the barn 50 times a day feeding it seems so I was keeping an eye on Ariel. I fed all the adults their hay around 4 PM- usual time. I checked on her at milking time and bottle time around 8 and figured it would be that night. Jeremiah and I watched CSI. Round about 9:30 something told me to go check on her but I flicked that demon (or angel, however you want to look at it) off my shoulder and finished CSI. 10 o'clock rolled around and we drug ourselves out in the cold and sure enough, she had had her bubble, as Rachel would say, and out flew a tiny tiny little doe kid. Hizah! A doe, finally! Then out popped a buck...no confetti and kazoos for that one. They're both cute though...and small.

We moved Ariel to the back of the barn with the heat lamp and there she stayed with Granite and her 2 huge spotty bucks for the night...not happily either. Granite was in a bad mood with the new room mate and her "two brats".

Then, let's see...chore time Friday morning and Loli wasn't lookin' too hot. I got Drew on the bus in time to run back out and catch a kid...er, pull a kid. Those first fresheners don't always have an easy time...2 buck kids. DEFINITELY no confetti or kazoos. So, at that point, the last 4 does had had just 2 doe kids and 7 buck kids! Good grief.

Saturday we had electric fence on the brain and imagine this...we had to go to town...again! I checked Toddy (who was due 2 days earlier) and she had looked like she would kid for 3 days so I wasn't about to sit home and watch paint peel waiting for her. By the time we can back the poor dear was under the feeder with 2 hooves sticking out. I had to practically drag her to the back of the barn and then those CBB's (Crappy Bottle Babies) are always getting in the way so I had Rachel and Drew put them in the dungeon (A.K.A. the separation/safe pen) so I could work.

AgoutiI had to pull Toddy's kid too, er help, however you want to look at it. What do you think? Break out the confetti and kazoos? Nope! DAMMIT! ANOTHER BOY. I think I cried. Maybe it was sweat, I can't remember. Fortunately for him he's so cute! After Granite's 2 buck kids and it going pretty much down hill from there Jeremiah said, "drown them"...he was kidding...I think.

mea's 2011 girlsAnyway, the highly anticipated (by me) yearling, Mea, was taking her sweet time. She was due Saturday. She kidded LAST night (Monday). It's not unusual for them to go over, especially if only carrying singles but any longer than 5 days and you do want to take action. We went to Wichita last night. I debated whether or not to go but hoped for the best. We didn't get home until almost 9 and I hadn't milked yet or fed the last big bottle to the CBB's (more on them later). I had locked Mea up in the back of the barn (A.K.A. the maternity ward) before we left and she was nice enough to let me finish up feeding the last CBB before she started pushing and guess what???? DOUBLE KAZOOS AND DOUBLE CONFETTI, maybe even balloons too and perhaps even a visit from Ed McMahon himself! TWO DOE KIDS! WOO HOO and I think it's even worth a YEE HAW!

::SIGH:: So, I'm reeling at the fact that the buck gods were too kind to me this year (though I wish they wouldn't have been!). I do have 2 of them sold (one spotty buck kid of Granite's is going to a breeding home and Fleur's boy (Johnny B 5 as we lovingly call him) is going to be a pet whether). As for everyone else, well, I'll do my best. "Agouti", Toddy's little single buck kid, well, I just don't know...he's too cute and quite honestly, he may be registered. I seriously doubt Jeremiah will be duped into thinking he's our new LGDG (Livestock Guardian Dog Goat). He really is a nice looking fellow, but anyway...such is life.

As for the doe kids, well, I feel like being selfish because I got so few! I do have one doe left to kid but she's not due for another 6 weeks or so so it feels like kidding season is over, just like that.

What's the final count you ask? Well, let's see...Bonnie's 2 boys ("Piddle" and "Puddle"), Fleur's one boy ("Johnny B 5") and 2 doe kids, ("Dawn" and "Willow"), Freedoe's 2 buck kids ("Birdy" and "Birdy's Brother") and one doe kid ("Chee Doe"), Granite's 2 buck kids ("Spud" and "Spot"), Ariel's buck kid (B I lost track of whatever #) and doe kid ("Scarlet Tide"), Loli's 2 buck kids (B? and B?+1), Toddy's buck kid ("Agouti") and last but not least Mea's 2 doe kids ("Ada Monroe" and "Ruby Thewes" and if you recognize those names from Cold Mountain, you'd be right. We love the movie! But you have to do the Southern accent when you say them otherwise it's just not the same.) So, yes they almost all have names, freezer boys too. Don't ask Jeremiah who's who, he couldn't tell you.We have to name them we decided. The kids can't tell who's who otherwise and sorting them becomes an issue when you say, "the brown one" and nearly all of them have SOME brown!

Bucks: 11 (!)
Does: 6

What an upset. Oh well, better luck next year.

And I'll leave you with some photos...

Spud

Spot

Freedoe's buck kid

Freedoe's buck kids





Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Fencing

Welp, after all the buildup, we managed to take down approximately 3200' (NOT EVEN HALF) of 4 strand smooth twisted wire and in its place strung 5 strand high tensile to create 2 usable pastures and an orchard!

Last week brought some lovely temps to work outside in and we maximized our time, that's for sure!

Stringing the first line...
high tensile, stringing the first line

Beginning brace (entrance to the orchard)...
High tensile beginning brace

Cross fence...
High tensile cross fence corner

And there it is!
High Tensile 1

Crappy Bottle Babies

Rachel with bottle babies

Why are we bottle feeding? It's a long story...but not really. Fleur was a bottle baby herself. Why do people bottle raise? Disease prevention, etc. I won't go any further than that. Because Fleur was a bottle baby, she's clueless when it comes to feeding her own. She's a good baby sitter, that's about all, so I took all 3 of her kids.

Then comes Freedoe's three and I figured I'd be selling 2 of Fleur's and that would mean there was a bottle baby all alone, so que "Chee Doe". So, we have 4 bottle babies and I hate every one of them. I don't hate the goats, I hate the act. 4 bottles a day, milking required, bottle cleaning, crappy bottle babies who love you for nothing more than the bottles you bring. They are cute and cuddly from afar. I am raising them with the herd so at least they are eating hay like normal kids their age and can learn how to be a goat and not a pet dog but the jumping and the nipping and the whining, GOD!

If nothing else, it's a good experience- one I'll not soon repeat- and it'll look good in Rachel's 4-H folder.

King Size...

...nuzzles...


King size nuzzles

...jungle gym...

King size jungle gym

...kisses.

King size kisses

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Gunpowder and Lead Continued...

I have just a second to jot down why King wasn't at the fence when the coyote episode lead to Jeremiah being outside in his underwear holding a loaded shotgun in freezing temps the other morning.

The day before when Jeremiah was leaving for work we saw King up near the road. This time of year without leaves on the trees, we can see much of the road. Jeremiah said the dog was up near the road and of course I freaked out and sternly told him to come to which he obliged but somewhat unhappily.

I've come to learn that LGD's have a mind of their own, or at least this one does. Not that most animals don't but I've been told LGD's can be somewhat stubborn and take a firmer hand but that's part of why they are so smart, at least with King. He's obedient, though somewhat unhappily at times. Butters was just an idiot. Not that we didn't love him and not that he wasn't a kind idiot, we tried and tried to get him to stop running, in the end, that was just Butters. But aside from that and back to my story, I called King back and Jeremiah said he had a bloody paw. By the looks of things, I figured he was eating on something.

Sure enough, no sooner than I put him in the garage to deal with the morning, Jeremiah called from the road in the car to say a deer had been hit and was laying in the ditch. That's not uncommon at all. Uncommon thus far to have one hit in the front yard, but dead animals are a pretty common site along the road.

At any rate, I knew if I put him back in the goat pen he'd just get back out so what's a girl to do but drag the dead deer carcass to him? So, that's what I did and he was happy. If you'll remember right, King needed a new home, which is how he came to us, because at his last owners he was visiting the meat locker in town. I had gotten him a bone a couple of days before but why would a bone be good enough when he had a whole damn deer at his disposal?

That was the night of the "Gunpowder and Lead" episode. I drug the deer into an "open" pen so that he could chew on it without the goats getting to it. It wasn't that I thought they'd gnaw on it, I just didn't want them to see their fellow kind lying dead and disemboweled. Sorry, maybe that's too much information.

I know what some of you are thinking, you're letting the same dog who is eating on a deer live amongst your goats??? Well, yes, yes I am. What can I say? Obviously he knows the difference and it's not like he went out and killed the deer. He was just getting some good eats.

And some of you may also be thinking, "OH LORD, SHE DRUG A DEAD DEER TO THE BACK FOR HER DOG TO CHEW ON??" Yes, I did that too. What else was I supposed to do? I wasn't about to bury it. It's good meat, our dog wanted it, and it's not like I killed it! So, why be wasteful!? Perhaps I'll need to flip the "Trashy People Live Here" sign back because we were doing so good for so long. What, with me hanging laundry to dry on an actual clothes line instead of our cattle panel back yard fence-never mind that it's sunk into the loamy soil so far that the jeans drag on the ground and the fact my boys still pee in the yard and now we had a whole dead deer I pilfered off the road and drug into the back yard for dog food!

Now that that's out of the way- I had shut the gate partially enough to the (renamed "dead deer")  pen so the goats probably wouldn't spend the time trying to squeeze though but the dog could. It ended up that he got locked into that pen and so the morning of the coyote sighting the poor guy was locked up and best I can figure he knew where his carcass was, he couldn't get out so why bother barking? I don't know if that's true. I do know he coudn't get out. I know I didn't hear him and I know that's why he didn't come when I called. Maybe he thought he was in trouble and should mind his P's and Q's. I can't say for sure. Hell, maybe he was way out back, I don't know. What I do know is he was locked in that pen when Jeremiah and I went out once we were dressed.

What I can say is that yes, he's naughty for getting out to get the deer, but we can't stop that. Seriously, we really can't. Even if we put up a block wall around the whole entire property, he'd get out. It scares me that he goes up to the road but I can only hope that he has enough good sense, and he seems to, to stay the hell off of it. If not, what else can we do? Chain him? What good is he then and what kind of life is that? So, in the end King will do what he wants. He knows where he lives, he's not a jumpety dog who runs everywhere he goes and so we hope for the best. It's not as if he spends every night out...he's just curious and while he has gotten out of the pen, it's normally because we're on the other side and he just wants to be with someone other than goats who have disdain for him and babies that like to jump on him. Do you blame him?

Anyway, I can say without a shadow of a doubt he's a good protector. We've had coyotes here every night/morning and he's sent them on their way. Jeremiah has gone out a number of mornings to do some population control only for them to be gone by the time he was dressed and ready to go because of King. A couple days ago the dang deer smelled so bad Jeremiah and I drug it out of the pen to the back 40, hauled the trailer out there and have plans to do a steak out. I think the trailer has kind of thwarted our efforts because I haven't heard coyotes in a  few mornings until this morning when I got Jeremiah up again at about 4:30 AM to go out with the gun but King had chased them off, literally. He got out of the pen and chased them somewhere out back. They were close this morning again too. By the sound of it, probably out back by the deer carcass so not as near as the back yard like the other day but still, they don't need to be here. They can go eat someone elses cats...or goats.

All of this sounds like we're on high alert with these darn coyotes. To be honest, since getting King I haven't felt at all afraid for the goats...well, except the one morning when I was woken from a sound sleep and can't hear my dog! He's there and he does his job well..except when he's not and he isn't...you know? I know I can count on King...except when I can't :o)...unlike all the other stupid dogs in the neighborhood, to alert me when something's there because he only barks when something is. Or at least I assume. While the other dogs are yapping away, he's gone quiet. He knows. And while I don't have a problem initiating some population control on the coyote population, I also don't feel we have to either because the goats are safe. So, at least for today, the coyotes will live another day.

Yesterday morning around about 7:45 while I was in the milk room he started in barking and running to the east fence, I looked out and saw 4 deer jumping across the pasture to the north. So pretty much, he hates coyotes and deer. He knows the difference too between domestic dog and coyote...it's uncanny.

So, that's that. We're back to being trashy, our dog does well when he's not locked up with a carcass and being outside in your underwear before it's light out and freezing makes for a good story.

The end.