Your neighbor's yapping stupid little annoying mutts who you would like to shoot adorable pouches are no match for your very loud doe in heat at 6:30 in the morning and that's your morning wake up call. And although it's 6:30, you smile because your incredibly annoying doe's constant wailing is par for the course and you feel slightly incredibly satisfied that the neighbors are getting a taste of their own medicine. Victory, although short lived.
You figure since both of your kids will be eating at the school cafeteria that day you can sleep in and totally forget your husband doesn't eat in the school cafeteria.
You are so sick of seeing straggly hair on your 6-year-old and think it's time for a cut while she eats her breakfast and you screw up somewhat but don't say anything, stick a clip in it, and send her off to school.
You go out to feed the goats and slip on a 12 inch long spring and fall flat on your ass rear end.
After falling flat on said rear end and after the dust settles, you proceed into the tack room to get a scoop of grain and hit your head on a hook on the way up.
Rubbing your head vigorously thinking you should have just stayed in bed, aforementioned doe in heat wails at you while you walk up to the house for breakfast and you think, "And it's not even 9 o'clock, I can't wait for what the rest of the day holds!"
This was nearly as hilarious as the previous post photo of andy. I love that photo, he has his curious what did I do ears AND eyes and this post was just funny funny... sorry bout the falling on rear and hitting head but it made for funny post.
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This was nearly as hilarious as the previous post photo of andy. I love that photo, he has his curious what did I do ears AND eyes and this post was just funny funny... sorry bout the falling on rear and hitting head but it made for funny post.
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